Old Man Shoes
Just when you thought you mastered the way to a woman’s heart, she scans you from top to bottom; checks out your hair, moves down to your shirt, your pants… and she’s horrified. She gasps and says that she forgot that she must take her dog to the vet. What could have turned her off? You made sure your hair was combed to perfection, you wore your best sweater (in the color that really flatters your eyes), and even made sure to match. After all that effort it must have been those sneakers that you put on last minute so that you wouldnt be late to the date.